Condomeering

to purposely sabotage a condom in hopes of getting pregnant. Mostly practiced by the crazies one should not stick their dicks into. Also practiced by men who want to impregnate that once-in-a-lifetime lay.

Yeah dude, I told you to never stick your dick in crazy! She'll be condomeering the fuck out of you.

You here about Jon? Yeah he slept with a VS model, dude probably condomeered himself. I know I would've.

by Jessinup March 30, 2016

condom using

The act of placing(rolling) a latex or lamb skin apparatus down the shaft of the penis from the glans or head in which keeps semen in and disease out. 99.98% success of preventing pregnancy and imperative when not in a monogamous relationship for the safety it provides against diseases and unwanted pregnancies.

I am going out with that girl we met last week.

There will be some condom using after our date this evening.

by Thewoods September 15, 2016

Condomminnium

Codomminnium For those who werent blessed with a average or larger penis

Condomminnium
I hope the pharmacy has those new condomminniums.mim tired of searching for the regular size when they slip off

by M I sofakingweetodded August 7, 2016

Condom

Is this French or something

So my mom aksed me if I used condoms and I told her to stop speaking French

by riplacapone August 18, 2016

Condomception

The misconception that condom inception is an effective contraception leading to conception.

"Son, you'll learn about your birth as soon as you're old enough to understand condomception."

by Brophiroth666 October 13, 2016

Condom Sauce

The cum that's left over after you ejaculate

Man bro, she had condom sauce all over her face!!!!

by pizzashitfacefuzzlefuck March 25, 2017

Condiments

An assortment or array of various drugs or alcohol products gathered to ensure the thirst for one's favorite habit is quenched.

I'm heading for the cabin this weekend with plenty of condiments, don't expect to see me until Monday.

by Gojai August 24, 2017