coconut

basically what everyone is trying to say

brown on the outside, white in the middle

andy peters is a coconut sell out

by dark soul June 30, 2003

spelling coconut

when a girl rides dick by spelling the word 'coconut' with her hips.

'yo my girl Kate she was totally spelling coconut on me last night!'
'did it feel good?'
'yeah'

by notsosexy July 18, 2019

Crazy Coconut

Used to describe a female during PMS when she is acting completely irrational and crazy. A perfectly sane girl can turn into an absolute psychopath who will randomly cry uncontrollably for reasons they do not even know but of course it will be the guys fault. When females are experiencing this crazy coconut syndrome they should be avoided at all cost for at least 3-4 days, do not communicate with them through any medium as they might unleash on you at any time. There is no known cure for this crazy coconut syndrome, yet some scholars maintain that chocolate, warm drinks, hot water bottles, bunches of flowers and saying lies like "yes your right, yes it my fault, its ok that your like this" seems to calm the beasts.

Shes being an absolute crazy coconut, stay the hell away from her.

by PaulTheLegend August 6, 2010

cocoa puff

Is when you put cocaine on top of pot and then smoke it.

your mama cocoa puffo your mama cocoa puffy your mama cocoa puff

by larry's boy October 17, 2006

Coconut Creampie

An in depth sex maneuver when a man shits(coco-) on his balls(-nut), then cums on them(cream-), and finally shoves his balls into a vagina(-pie). The coconut cream balls can also be used to tea-bag an unsuspecting victim for comedic effect.

Jennifer: What did you say he did with his balls?
Betsy: He gave me a Coconut Creampie for desert. It was fantastic.

by CMonster August 17, 2012

coconut

1) An often derogatory term for a south-Asian person to describe them as a person who although is "brown" acts more like a white person, such as preferring western TV-shows and befriending white people.

2) a tropical fruit which grows on palm trees. Has a green outer husk when young with a hard brown shell inside. White edible flesh lines the inside of the shell and contains a slightly sweet liquid known as coconut water.

South-asian: You hang out with white people. God you're such a coconut.
Coconut: I know and I embrace my coconut-ness, thank you very much.

by A coconut May 25, 2010

cocoa puffs

fat black girls, the kind you do NOT want to cover in any white liquids.

John: "I'm cuckoo for cocoa puffs!!!"
Mike: "Dude, not cool..."

by gwu March 23, 2011