Maybell was very happy when the pregnancy test came out negative after having tree sex with her boyfriend.
by Animals in suits March 31, 2010
Get the Tree Sex mug.A gesture that is performed by lifting both shoulders and eyebrows up and grimacing and is an indication of either one's agreement or apathy. A typical attitude or thought whilst performing this gesture include "I concur my homie" or "I can't/don't want to get involved"
Dude1: "Dude, can you give me a ride to the Angels game?"
Dude2: (Teej) ..."Dude, the Angels need new pitching."
Dude1: "I'll teej to that" (Teej) "but they're still my team!"
Dude2: (Teej) ..."Dude, the Angels need new pitching."
Dude1: "I'll teej to that" (Teej) "but they're still my team!"
by 1tiredhapa May 26, 2009
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I had to cut the tree down today in math class because i was about to have to stand up in front of the class.
by TST November 24, 2006
Get the cut the tree down mug.A 'tree change' is a phrase used to describe the move from city living to a more rural/country setting. Those looking to leave the hustle and bustle of the city behind often find themselves packing up their studio apartment and buying or renting a house in the bush.
Swapping congested city streets for a breath of fresh mountain air sounds idyllic but is a 'tree change' all it's cracked up to be?
by Sydney Brony April 1, 2015
Get the tree change mug.A Term used to define the act of stealing someone's love interest. Teejing can be done either subconsciously or on purpose with the ultimate goal of ending up with the other person's girl.
Because the act of Teejing someone can be described as morally wrong, it is discouraged to Teej your close friends as it is not right.
Because the act of Teejing someone can be described as morally wrong, it is discouraged to Teej your close friends as it is not right.
by issamovement March 29, 2017
Get the teej mug.When suburb families over compensate for their fake Christmas tree by filling their front yard with over priced and gaudy Christmas decorations. Sufferers are often loathed by neighbors but seem to be very proud of themselves.
Vandals destroyed Christmas themed lawn decorations in a St. Louis suburb today. Estimates range from $900-$1050 from one address alone. Victim assumed to be over compensating for having a fake tree by filling their front yard with over priced, gaudy Christmas crap. A practice commonly known as Fake Tree Syndrome.
by Dwight Shrute December 10, 2008
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A position ones boyfriend might assume, to hide from a child who might catch them sleeping in their mothers bed.
A position ones boyfriend might assume, to hide from a child who might catch them sleeping in their mothers bed.
by Todd&G April 24, 2008
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