Salty Rim

When you masterbate with your own tears so much you build up tear salts around the head of your penis.

Man, I've had a salty rim ever since my girlfriend left me.

by vickyspanish January 1, 2017

soltan

He has a very big cock!
Also known as the brazzers co. great fucker :(
8============D
This is his picture

I soltan you a lot.
I have been soltaning your mom last night

by Binaryboy May 7, 2018

Salty milk

Milk that has salt poured into it.

-Did you drink my salty milk?
-Yeah, sorry dude, just couldn't restrain myself.

by thegman666 January 9, 2020

salty santa clause

when a women or male gets jizzed all over his or her face they waits til it dries up.then you break into a house (which has a small child around 5 years of age).Automatically the will think you are santa.tell him that the only way to be on the nice list is to take a penis up the ass(or in a womens sake puts on a strap on.).after the anal sex you kill the child and stuff the body down the chimeny.

david and sarah did a salty santa clause 3 times in the last 5 nights.

by sir.santa clause October 22, 2006

saltydog

When a women is forced to perform pre-shower oral sex on her partner after a long jog or intense sport activity. The male is sweaty with salt hence the name salty dog.

Jill always loves a good saltydog specially after her boyfriend runs a marathon.

by kingsaltydog January 15, 2012

salty sauce gobbler

pussy, poon-tang, bearded clam, hairy taco, beaver, mommy parts, cous-cous. you know, the vagina.

I've got a nice sausage here for your salty sauce gobbler.

by Zaphod Beetlebrox April 29, 2005

Salty Flump Sack

One, man or woman, who has an impeccable amount of Flump in his salt sack and is a legend among gods AKA Flurb

Damn That Flurb over there has such a large amount of Flump in his salt sack He best be sharrin' it with me son! I am deprived of my Salty Flump Sack and its running dry cause my reserves of Flump have run out

by Tankordzoz January 8, 2009