happy smiley filthies

the essence of all things wrong wet and sticky,Often spawned from the anus of people.....your people

happy smiley filthies....i like them you like them we like them ok!

by shotstains January 2, 2011

smiff

wipping your butt and the toliet paper breaks. Then taking a wiff of your finger

i wiped my butt and smiffed on my finger.

by Will October 1, 2004

silf

Skull I'd like to fuck

Paris Hilton is such a SILF!

by persnickety twit January 14, 2005

Smiley

1. An abnormality or blemish

2. Can be physically on a person or an object; something unusual.

3. A defect

4. A deformity

5. A mutation

After meeting his girlfriends moms for the first time and noticing the mole on her face, her turned to his lady and said "I didn't know your mom had a smiley."

The ear of corn looked good. Except one kernel had a smiley on it.

The lone hair on her breast was a definite smiley.

by Chambana July 11, 2012

Horizontal Bacon Smile

The roughest toughest penis to ever grace the fields of Madagascar. People dropped in fear at the site of the Horizontal Bacon Smile drinking tea or knitting mugs to drink from. He was one bad ass light-skinned lincoln log

hide the perishables here come the horizontal bacon smile

by Miles Labia December 15, 2003

s-milf

a super milf, imagine a milf, then think of someone 10times higher on the scale

1. mate your mums fit
2. yeah shes a milf
3. oi fuck off
1.no, shes a s-milf!

by ilovesmilf March 26, 2009

1/4 Smile

When a person says something that quite doesn't deserve a laugh, you can give them a 1/4 smile, or maybe even a 1/2 smile.

His name is Will.i.am not William. You wouldn't call FLO-Rida Florida now would you.

1/4 smile. (Did you see how I used it)

by Felipe M January 17, 2009