Crack a Sam

to become extremely annoyed or right fucking pissed at someone.

Matt: Fuck you guys im going home
Anna: ooooooo someone crack a sam????

by TonnyDanza February 24, 2009

sam bloomberg

your stereotypical jewish classmate whose parents own the only bank that doesn't give out lollipops because they are too greedy. does not respect ANY personal space.

this kid kept punching me and calling me "leedell" . what a sam bloomberg....

by Danterrific March 31, 2017

sam lam

A 'Sam Lam' is an angry gook who has no ticket to stereosonic.

"Are you going to Stereosonic?"
"Nah, I'm a Sam Lam."

by gamgee November 25, 2013

sams light

having a dumb cheap light on your hat.

look he has sams light.

by sams subi December 4, 2019

Sam Smiley

- An electric soul with ambition and energy incomparable.

- The ability to light up a room with a smile.

- A prankster with the biggest heart.

- Someone you can’t resist to be around.

- An inspiration to keep going.

- A life lost too soon.

Rest in Power Sam Smiley, 2003 - 2018

by I2123 May 12, 2020

Sam bruce'd

When a colorguard rifle is dropped upon one's head at any time.

In the middle of the second movement, Jessica got Sam Bruce'd and got knocked out.

by roflcopterpilotlol August 11, 2009

sams choppa

a massive choppa that destroys all pussies especially sam kents mother

oh look at sams choppa its a massive choppa

by anonymous December 5, 2022