Skip to main content

James Patrick March 

James Patrick March is a character on the TV show "American Horror Story" in season 5- "Hotel". March, based loosely on the real American serial killer H.H.Holmes, is the original owner of the Hotel Cortez, an accommodation designed specifically to tend to his psychopathic needs, fit with secret passages, gas taps and much more, which allowed him to begin the "Ten Commandments Killings" later finished by Detective John Lowe.

James has a handsome appearance- with neat dark brown hair and eyes which are described as "piercing" and a thin, pencil moustache. He has also sported the nickname "Jimmy" once by the countess, a previous love interest of his.

Annually, March also holds a hotel event by the name "Devil's night" which groups together some of the most famous serial killers in American history- such as John Wayne Gacy and Jeffrey Dahmer. During this dinner party, the guests drink to their "libation" - absinthe, and are offered the life of a victim as "dessert".
Who is the original owner of the Hotel Cortez?
James Patrick March.

This is Patrick! 

A quote from SpongBob SuarePants.

An appropriate response when you're at work and someone phones and asks "Is this (Insert Workplace Here)?"
Customer: Is this the Krusty-Krab?
Patrick: No this is Patrick! (Hangs up) I'm not a crusty crab.
_________________________________________________
Customer: Is this McDonalds?
You: No, this is Patrick. (Hangs up.)

sean patrick flannery 

is probably best known for his role in the boondock saints, the best movie ever
man sean patrick flannery kicked ass in BDS

St. Patrick's secondary school 

One if the best secondary schools located in the East of singapore. Very elite school with the top most priority of training your sons to become a YP. St. Patrick's secondary school is a place where you grow to become a better person or you devolve into a piece of shit.
St. Patrick's Secondary School is a "great school" for learning

The Patrick Bateman conundrum 

everyone thinks you do something important but in reality you're just a high functioning sociopath while doing the bare minimum.
Friend 1: "I'm a Business Administrator, I'm very important to my company but all I do is I just sign some stuff and send it lower down the ranks once or twice a day. I get everything I want but it still doesn't feel enough for the power I hold"
Friend 2: AHHH! The Patrick Bateman Conundrum.

Neil Patrick Harris 

1) God.

2) The only gay guy that can be attractive to a straight woman.
Damn, Neil Patrick Harris is fine.