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dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead

The ultimate response to the ever classic insult 'Your mom.'
Person A: Hey dude, sup?

Person B: YOUR MOM IS UP!

Person A: Dude, that's not funny, my mom's dead.

Person B now either believes you, is confused/apologetic, or smart enough to prove the ultimate response to this; Yeah? I really like that.
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Not giving a fuck

Man, your definition is the rape of the concept of happiness! Not giving a fuck is living by the day whilst being yourself!
by attackyofme August 1, 2012
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IB Not Doppler

An IB Music class where you spend more time playing Internet games than you do learning about actual Music history that will be on the IB test. Often taken by lazy band dropouts, the average IB Not Doppler student will use this class as time to sleep, do other homework, watch movies, talk, or do just about anything not related to IB Music. Sadly, every student in IB Not Doppler will definitely fail the IB test... but hey, we have a whole other year to learn this right? Well, time to play Flight.
Teacher: "I've got a hangover. Get out the Macbooks and compose or something. Except for my HL's... whoever they are."
Student 1: "Time to porn surf."
Student 2: "I love IB Not Doppler."

Student 1: "Ugh, I have so much homework in IB Psych!"
Student 2: "I know what you mean. In IB Not Doppler I have to turn on my computer AND play Achievement Unlocked tonight. FML."
Student 1: "....."
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Urban Dictionary is not appropriate for all audiences

an awkward silence-inducing comment made in a conversation about the popular online dictionary.
thom: look at this website i came across last evening
ed: i've seen that, it's urban dictionary
jonny: hey colin, have you seen this?
colin: of course, it's my personal browser's homepage
phil: you know, urban dictionary is not appropriate for all audiences.
...

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by timothy viale October 19, 2009
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not a good look

"This shirt is too tight, isn't it?"

"Yeah, that's not a good look"

"Not only am I sleepy but I have a headache."
"Not a good look at all."
by LaLa76 February 4, 2010
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Not my cup of tea

(Idiom) This will appeal to a formidable audience, but not me.
1: What do you think of feminazi rallies?


2: Not my cup of tea

2's mind: Iron my shirt bitch
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004
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not much cop

He's not much cop as a cop.
by quan cao tien August 31, 2010
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