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mikesauerstein

commonly know as the german freak show (Faggotus-demerius). He is notorious for cheating on north amreican girls with father-bought dutch hookers. Also known as the lone masturbator, the mikesauerstein has commonly been critisized for his all german soccer attire and lack of crotichital lengthivity (if ya know what i mean)
omg guys mikesauerstein is such a douche bag

ohh great, you pulled a mikesauerstein, next thing you know you'll be masturbating twice a night.
When two people from different branches of the military hook up.
Ryan and Diane are a milcest couple.
milcest by Urban pervert May 5, 2018

Kenya mikes 

"Man, Quan, why you where dem crusty kenya mikes when you work at Foot Locker?"
Kenya mikes by D. Josey May 21, 2008

forty-mile-driver 

some knob-head who drivers everywhere at forty miles per hour--speed limits don't affect these people. 70, 30, 50--all read 40!!pricks
was driving down the road, when i had to overtake some forty-mile-driver. as soon as we hit the thirty mile speed limit the prick overtook me!!
forty-mile-driver by earlfrew April 16, 2009

Detroit Mile 

Person 1: Commercial Break

Person 2: Time to walk the Detroit Mile
Detroit Mile by Mushka5 October 7, 2010

three mile stretch 

a skeezey ass hoe, a female who has laid with many men, aka a whore
I wouldn't touch that chick she may look like daisy duke but believe me when I tell you shes a three mile stretch...