commonly know as the german freak show (Faggotus-demerius). He is notorious for cheating on north amreican girls with father-bought dutch hookers. Also known as the lone masturbator, the mikesauerstein has commonly been critisized for his all german soccer attire and lack of crotichital lengthivity (if ya know what i mean)

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods