table math

when you are out in a group at a bar or restaurant and there is a shared bill and no one has change(usually for a twenty) or the correct amount for their portion of the tab . Thus follows a complex series of illogical but correct money swaps to come out with the correct amount for the bill plus tip.

Lets settle the bill. I think we need some table math. You give me a twenty, i will put in fifteen and cover you five on your tab and then you give him a ten. That should make us even.

table math by aperritano July 7, 2009

Cold Math 

An expression that defines ruthless aspect of a detrimental/decaying state.

Blood loss is a cold math. The more blood you lose, the weaker you get making it more difficult to get help.

Cold Math by The Dour Reaper October 15, 2013

Joe Math 

An extensive form of math that takes a years of practice and understanding to master. The equation for Joe Math is, 2 + 2 = Chair.

Man, my friend just wowed me with is abilities in Joe Math.

Joe Math by bggreenw1 August 29, 2016

pass math 

The calculations that college students do to determine what grades they will need to earn on remaining assignments in order to pass the class.
Usually begins around midterms in a procrastinating manner.

I did the pass math and now I know that I only have to get a D on the final paper.

pass math by alyzaraelynn December 14, 2016

Extra math 

A useless math program that causes stress.

what has gone wrong with the computer?
i did extra math
oh...... that explains it

Extra math by :Define April 10, 2017

AP Math 

A fruitless, time-consuming, soul crushing hell from which few escape with an intact sense of thought. Even the smart kids in ones class won't apply the knowledge gained from this subject in the real world.

(Kyle) "Ah man I just wrote a physics test, what did you just do Fred?"
(Fred)"…"
(Steve) "shhhhh Kyle, he just wrote an AP Math test."

AP Math by _The_Real_Maverick_ May 31, 2017

Brexit Math

Also known as “Boris Math.” When hardcore math educators, most of whom are white supremacists or racists, object to using wallet-friendly, better-quality foreign math textbooks under the guise of protecting local authors and publishers, or are opposed to recruiting foreign math teachers and lecturers to teach in local schools and universities, because their presence unprovenly threatens the livelihoods of locals, who would find it hard to compete with cheaper foreign talents.

PM Johnson and his diehard supporters would fight hard to maintain Brexit math for nationalistic reasons, because any compromise to let in alien mathematical talent would be perceived as going against their Brexiteer principles—math and math education must be local, and not adulterated by foreign elements.

Brexit Math by MathPlus October 2, 2021