book-hurt

when a book renders you in a state of immense sadness and melancholy.

" Dear oh dear, I'm afraid this story has caused masive book-hurt"

by YvanadankPussyWeed December 19, 2013

Berlin Hurlin'

German food poisoning, forcing one to puke & squit out one's internal organs with vigor and venom

"Hey Rach, why aren't you in work this week?"

"Yo Carrie, I've been Berlin Hurlin'"

"Ewww gross, did you bring back any lederhosen?"

by DazCaz2 January 31, 2014

Slut Hurt

When a hot girl gets bent out of shape for being rejected.

Bitch, don't be gettin' all slut hurt just cuz yo' nasty vag got da clap.

by Robisgod January 4, 2015

nutt hurt

When being butt hurt just isn't good enough.

He's so nutt hurt, he still hasn't let that shit go.

by DaCamel July 8, 2014

dirty hurty

A 'dirty hurty' is when a person applies faecal matter to a coarse piece of sandpaper (preferably 60 grit) and then goes on to use it as a masturbatory device. the rest is up to the imagination.

"Man, that was a pretty hectic dirty hurty i gave myself last night."

by DirtyHurty69 May 13, 2016

Turd Hurdler

A person who lazy, unorganized, and messy. One who just throws anything and everything where ever and is content with leaving it there.(i.e. 'throws shit everywhere')

Person 1: "I hear you guys got a new mechanic in the shop"

Person 2: " Sure did, his name is Marshall"

Person 1: "Same guy who worked over in Byers"

Person 2: "Yep, what you know"

Person 1: " Good luck, he used to be my old roommate, dudes a turd hurdler "

Person 2: "Well crap, just got rid one those"

by BeanBuddy86 August 11, 2016

gym hurt

That feeling you get after a harsh workout. You're sore And in pain BUT you're satisfied with the accomplishment!

Man! I'm so Gym Hurt after arm day!

by ProudPoppa865 November 26, 2016