Crying tree

A tree at CTV Toronto in Agincourt, Scarborough where junior employees go to cry after they have been shouted at by management.

Natalie: Where is Sarah? I need her to work on a story.

Sam: She’s in tears at the crying tree… after you yelled at her.

by udson82 June 14, 2022

Making god cry

Making god cry is a slang term referring to an individual that is ginger.

"man that guy is really making god cry"

by Chickenfucker37 June 27, 2023

crying british

When a British person starts crying while talking and chokes on their accent and it becomes a high-pitched incomprehensible series of cry talk sounds.

"Heard that new song from Bastille?"
"Yeah he's totally crying british!"

by AlsoNotAWord December 22, 2018

make Sauron cry

To masturbate to intense orgasm and ejaculation. From the fact that The Lord of the Rings' Sauron had one eye on top of the phallic tower of Barad-dûr.

Girl, get ready 'cos I'm gonna really make Sauron cry!

by pentozali August 20, 2013

Die, Cry, Hate

The opposite of "Live, Laugh, Love". It is very dark and negative. (the acronym is DCH)

I have a painting in my house that says "Die, Cry, Hate".

Fuck "Live, Laugh, Love"... Die, Cry, Hate!!!

by LingDanc803 September 5, 2023

Cry one out

When you are just so sad that you have the overwhelming to need to masturbate
Or used as an excuse to go masturbate at a sad event such as a funeral

Brother: Hey Greg, grandma just died
Greg: oh my god, I need to go cry one out!!
Brother: gross dude

by Bratboy207 August 26, 2018

i am crying on the chicken

When something is really incredible, when there are no other words to describe the situation

Minecraft is such a good game bro I am crying on the chicken...

by vizelt April 23, 2024