crybaby

someone who will cry over the smallest thing out of self pity

Grow some balls you fucking crybaby.

by Light Joker March 24, 2006

crypto-gay

male which is homosexual but doesn't want to admit his sexuality

- He's crypto-gay.
- Maybe he's just bi.

by criminal_theory August 12, 2016

crypticism

The art of referring to events or feelings cryptically.

Often practised on sites like LiveJournal, e-where posters attempt to use crypticism to avoid starting drama. Unfortunately, when people try to interpret the crypticism drama often ensues anyway.

The best crypticism is incomprehensible to anyone not already in the know, but makes things quite clear to its intended audience.

It would be easier to keep track of what's going on in Timmy's life if his posts weren't so full of crypticism.

by The Real Insomnius September 25, 2005

crystal methodist

A piece of white trash that finds solace and spiritual healing in regular communion with methamphetamines.

Tyler doesn't feel so bad about pummeling his girlfriend since he became a crystal methodist.

by jed bob June 27, 2007

Crybaby

a person who is obsessed with Melanie Martinez and knows every thing about her.

I am a crybaby

by Jaxsenlover December 31, 2016

Cryballs

The telltale signs that an individual has been crying. But has stopped crying and is trying to hide their symptoms. Which usually include a
snotty nose and redness/ puffiness around the eyes.

"Look at Dena over there. She must have seen a sad movie."
"Yea, look at those cryballs. Yikes."

by Douglas. December 31, 2008

crystalling

Pronounced “Cris-stall-ing”, this word means to delay giving birth. Your feet look like sausages, walking turned into waddling, strangers give you sympathetic looks, and friends can’t believe you are still pregnant. Yet you are stalling as if you can drag this on forever...give birth already!!!

Lady #1: Did Crystal have dat baby girl yet?

Lady #2: No, she be Crystalling all week!
Lady #1: Dang girl, it gunna be like 12 pounds at dis rate!

by Poway Guy May 22, 2018