condom dress

A dress made of condoms for girls who want attention, or men. Or both.

Yo bro she's wearing a condom dress to prom!

by Horseee Girl! July 18, 2016

condom jock

A slut who likes to ride a lot of dicks, but is atleast smart enough to use condoms

Guy: ready to fuck
Slut: I'm only fucking if you got condoms
Guy: shit! Damn you're a condom jock

by BourbonWerber May 25, 2016

Condomminnium

Codomminnium For those who werent blessed with a average or larger penis

Condomminnium
I hope the pharmacy has those new condomminniums.mim tired of searching for the regular size when they slip off

by M I sofakingweetodded August 7, 2016

Condom

Is this French or something

So my mom aksed me if I used condoms and I told her to stop speaking French

by riplacapone August 18, 2016

Condomception

The misconception that condom inception is an effective contraception leading to conception.

"Son, you'll learn about your birth as soon as you're old enough to understand condomception."

by Brophiroth666 October 13, 2016

Condom Sauce

The cum that's left over after you ejaculate

Man bro, she had condom sauce all over her face!!!!

by pizzashitfacefuzzlefuck March 25, 2017

Condiments

An assortment or array of various drugs or alcohol products gathered to ensure the thirst for one's favorite habit is quenched.

I'm heading for the cabin this weekend with plenty of condiments, don't expect to see me until Monday.

by Gojai August 24, 2017