Pineapple Monkey

A person of Hawaiian descent

That Pineapple Monkey Is getting all the Pineapple off the tree

by Chernoybl June 17, 2018

Cheeba Monkey

One who frequently smokes marijuana. Mentioned in the movie PCU.

Tell those Frisbie-chucking cheeba monkeys to get this right.

by rolltide55 April 3, 2010

Monkey Stain

The wet stain left by a woman's vagina.

The girl on the back of that motorcycle is leaving a monkey stain on his shirt.

by Gordon MF Shumway June 26, 2018

Tarp Monkey

Creepy guy usually found in parents dark basement surfing porn sites because that’s as close as he’ll ever get.
Tarp under computer chair to catch body fluids.

Check that douche by the bar, probably a tarp monkey.

by rockkid June 29, 2011

Monkey Knuckle

When fisting someone's anus, and you pull your fist out covered in poop.

I can't believe they didn't clean themselves enough to prevent me from getting monkey knuckles.

by unrealism September 5, 2021

fridge monkey

a little person that you can carry to the fridge to get a beer while still having intercourse with them.

"that girl i just met is a total fridge monkey"

" he likes em small and fridge monkey like"

by chiefyboy April 1, 2009

Monkey Troll

Usually classifies a man who is very unattractive. Typically someone who's hideousness eludes them, hence they will approach the most unattainable woman assuming that they have a possible chance.

Last night there was this total monkey troll macking on this hot chick! She was a perfect ten...dude was a total fugly assface! Man did he suffer from THS (total hid syndrome).

by by Bambamsasa March 27, 2010