by EpicEric26 January 18, 2018
The act of asphyxiating your self while jacking off. Usually done by hanging yourself a few inches off the ground with a belt or a silk tie (no marks).
Term is used as an expression to describe an individual that has grown bored with life and needs everything to be taken to the extreme in order for it to be fun!
As seen on "Nip Tuck"
Term is used as an expression to describe an individual that has grown bored with life and needs everything to be taken to the extreme in order for it to be fun!
As seen on "Nip Tuck"
"My friend got a $2,500 hooker to ruthlessly beat him up, he such a Choke-Jack!"
"Why did you jump off that bridge, you're such a Choke-Jack"
"Chick, I got you all the way back to my place and now you have a headache, such a Choke-Jacking bitch!"
"Why did you jump off that bridge, you're such a Choke-Jack"
"Chick, I got you all the way back to my place and now you have a headache, such a Choke-Jacking bitch!"
by toastyOO January 23, 2010
boy= "im gonna have a wank"
girl= "please dont do a jack"
boy= "how far have you gone with jack ?"
girlfriend= "practically no where, hes doing a jack again"
girl= "please dont do a jack"
boy= "how far have you gone with jack ?"
girlfriend= "practically no where, hes doing a jack again"
by izamberie August 17, 2015
When a mother can't help but throw her being a mother into a conversation, regardless of relevance. Usually done by mommy martyrs to gain sympathy or attention of some kind.
by Lacey13 January 13, 2012
by KiraKosarinHater June 17, 2018
Within the cut throat gaming community of Combat Arms, there is a term for renting weapons... that term is Jack Rental. Jack is a legend within the CA community, he also will defend CA against any criticism to the point of raging and probably being blue in the face! As long as the Jack Rental can rack up 100 frags a round, and mock his own team because his rented weapons are superior to the casual gamer, Jack is in command! Be warned when you face him or even if you are unlucky enough to be teammates with him.
by Jale2Ice March 17, 2010
When a male uses a jelly or preserves as a substitute lubricant to wank off and masturbate. Used either out of desperation for some form of lube or because of a food fetish.
Girlfriend: Hey!! Why does your cock taste like my grandma's homemade jelly again?
Boyfriend: Just suck it. I did a little Jelly Jacking earlier.
Boyfriend: Just suck it. I did a little Jelly Jacking earlier.
by Eaton Holgoode March 08, 2017