Breeder brain

A person with kids who is oblivious to everything besides the fact that they've procreated.

Mom: Oh I know I'm living in squalor but I just love kids! And I'm going to get pregnant for the 5th time regardless of my situation! It's a miracle!

Normal person: Wow that bitch is a real breeder brain.

by Lacey13 January 14, 2012

Mommy Jacked

When a mother can't help but throw her being a mother into a conversation, regardless of relevance. Usually done by mommy martyrs to gain sympathy or attention of some kind.

Stacey: I want to buy a green car.

Anne: My kid popped green before!

Stacey: Wow, mommy jacked much?

by Lacey13 January 13, 2012