Terrorist ball

A low-possession style of football which is utterly infuriating to watch and play against. It involves playing as defensively and dirty as possible.

If a team playing “terroist-ball” scores, it is only done through counter-attacks.

Generally once a goal is scored, the terrorism team will play with as many defenders as possible, further adding to the frustration of the opposing team and their fans.

Managers who are major proponents of Terrorist-ball include Sean Dyche, Jose Mourinho and Diego Simeone.

He has them playing Terrorist ball. We had 20 shots on target and 85% possession, hell they had two players sent off and the STILL won 1-0

by Rooftophallways November 17, 2023

Heaven in two little balls

Descriptive of the male ejaculation process.

I got laid last night. For the first time finally experienced Heaven in two little balls.

by 11penny September 26, 2021

small ball phobia

The fear of when a guy whips out his large penis but his balls are not big making his area look non proportional causing a extreme trigger and ick.

I pulled down chads pants and my small ball phobia kicked in, I had to leave before I threw up.

by Eurolover6900 July 31, 2023

balls

when you wanna think of something sexy, you already know it, balls.
balls will also make you horny as fuck

example : Hey James, wanna have balls for dinner tonight?

james : yeah sure lets get horny and balls !

by deeznuts999 February 16, 2022

ball dictionary

A lexicon for all kinds of balls, big, small, and very wrinkly

‘Ayo the pizza here’ ‘wait lemme get my ball dictionary

by AaaaaaeaaeeaeaeaAa April 22, 2021

pp ball

round circles on your nutes

my pp ball is relaxed and gets stuck in doors

by ppballmaker September 7, 2022

hairy mustard gorilla gay balls

When you are gay and cover your hairy balls in mustard and have a gorilla fondle your nuts

Person A: "Hey what's steve doing?"
Steve: "Im doing hairy mustard gorilla gay balls rn."
Person A: "Thats kinda gay"
Steve: "I know"

by goofyfoog March 31, 2025