nutes

Nutes is a common slang term for plant nutrients. Nitrogen, phosphate and potassium (NPK) or any of the micro nuttrients, sulphur, calcium, magneseum and iron, etc..

Joe topped off the nutes in his hydroponic resevior.

by Buzzola May 24, 2006

Nutes

A synonym for the slang "nuts" referring to the testicles of the male anatomy. It is usually used in insults typed by young boys patrolling the internet.

$up4d34th={lolz}=: how did u killme hacker
$up4d34th={lolz}=: i'l hackur computer give me ur email
$up4d34th={lolz}=: u guy suck nutes

by InsaneCoincidences May 1, 2010

Nutes

It means "nutrients", guys . . . . I can't imagine where all these silly definitions come from, but it originated in the health & exercise community: macro and micro nutes are essential to any workout program. It has since moved to being used in hydroponics, in which only the minerals fed to the plant are called "nutes". Same concept.

Make sure to focus on your micronutes, not just your macros, if you want to be an athlete.

If you want to grow the fattest green (or red, purple, yellow..) then give your plant all the nutes it needs.

by Bigsaggynutes March 14, 2018

Nutes

A man who is thicker “than a bowl of oatmeal” his booty is big enough to shake the earth.

Guy 1 “ Can you feel shaking, is there an earthquake”
Guy 2 “ look it NUTES!”

by Not Cooper August 29, 2018

Nutes

Meaning for nuts

Wow this so nutes

by Flawlessness and talented September 15, 2020

nutes

Interchangable with "nuts", in every way except when referring to a literal nut.

1. "I think you're nutes"
2. "My friends think I'm completely nutes"
3. "the way he turns on the television as soon as he walks in drives me nutes"

4. "the fans were going nutes"

by brujyeah March 1, 2024

Nutes

'Nutes' is interchangable with 'Nuts' in every way, excluding using the word nuts as in the food.

Comes from a gif of Mario's dad from The Super Mario Bros. Movie saying "I think you're nutes.".

Hey check this out!

WTF! that's fucking nutes!

by brujyeah April 23, 2024