Definitions by goofyfoog

hairy mustard gorilla gay balls

When you are gay and cover your hairy balls in mustard and have a gorilla fondle your nuts

Person A: "Hey what's steve doing?"
Steve: "Im doing hairy mustard gorilla gay balls rn."
Person A: "Thats kinda gay"
Steve: "I know"

hairy mustard gorilla gay balls by goofyfoog March 31, 2025

urban dictionary 

a place where people are racist

Guy A: "I saw somebody say every racial slur today"
Guy B: "Where was it?"
Guy A: "Urban dictionary"
Guy B: "Checks out"

urban dictionary by goofyfoog March 31, 2025

free palestine 

the dumbest phrase ever invented created by college kids to refer to freeing the "country" of Palestine from Israeli "occupation" that is just a socially acceptable form of antisemitism and hate against the most hated yet small ethnic group in human history.

Dumbass: "HEHEHEHEHEHE FREE PALESTINE"
Normal person: "kys"

free palestine by goofyfoog March 31, 2025

Skibidi toilet from the gaza strip 

A skibidi toilet from the popular series for drooling toddlers by dafuqboom that also happens to be from the Gaza strip. I don't know what else to put here

Guy A: Hey, have you heard that a real life skibidi toilet was spotted in Gaza?

Guy B: That's a skibidi toilet from the gaza strip!

Skibidi toilet from the gaza strip by goofyfoog March 5, 2024

hitler kike 

somebody who is super fucking hypocritical, because hitler hated jews but kikes are jews so like yeah

Guy A (Before Michael Jackson's death) Michael Jackson loves fucking little boys!

(After Michael Jackson's death)

Guy A: RIP Michael Jackson, he was such a legend and I don't care about the time he repeatedly thrust his nutsack in and out of a twelve year old's mouth!

Guy B: Man, you're such a hitler kike.

hitler kike by goofyfoog March 5, 2024

skibidi sigma balls 

An absolutely atrocious combination of words, meaning one's balls are both sigma AND skibidi.

This mf hooked up with the skibidi sigma balls

skibidi sigma balls by goofyfoog March 5, 2024