A style of football played by managers such as Pep Guardiola, Mikel Arteta, Gareth Southgate and various Spanish football teams.
It involves playing a high possession style of football that can be extremely boring to watch, as it devolves into a team spamming crosses until they get lucky and score.
Despite this, pundits and mainstream voices often describe it as “attractive” and “exiting” , whilst dismissing older and more traditional styles of football. Thus the term “Wokeball”.
It involves playing a high possession style of football that can be extremely boring to watch, as it devolves into a team spamming crosses until they get lucky and score.
Despite this, pundits and mainstream voices often describe it as “attractive” and “exiting” , whilst dismissing older and more traditional styles of football. Thus the term “Wokeball”.
“Wokeball is so boring to watch, all they do is spam crosses and hope it works out. Inshallah Albania will beat them with only 20% possession”
by Rooftophallways June 18, 2024
The worst Goalkeeper in the Premier League and possible Europe. Has a howler at least once every two weeks and is a waste of transfer fees
by Rooftophallways May 07, 2023
A low-possession style of football which is utterly infuriating to watch and play against. It involves playing as defensively and dirty as possible.
If a team playing “terroist-ball” scores, it is only done through counter-attacks.
Generally once a goal is scored, the terrorism team will play with as many defenders as possible, further adding to the frustration of the opposing team and their fans.
Managers who are major proponents of Terrorist-ball include Sean Dyche, Jose Mourinho and Diego Simeone.
If a team playing “terroist-ball” scores, it is only done through counter-attacks.
Generally once a goal is scored, the terrorism team will play with as many defenders as possible, further adding to the frustration of the opposing team and their fans.
Managers who are major proponents of Terrorist-ball include Sean Dyche, Jose Mourinho and Diego Simeone.
He has them playing Terrorist ball. We had 20 shots on target and 85% possession, hell they had two players sent off and the STILL won 1-0
by Rooftophallways November 17, 2023