sea squirrel

A squirrel that lives right next to the see ya dumb nigga!

Oh shit nigga look at that sea squirrel nigga!

Oh snap I see it playa! Prrrr....its all ballin!

by playa killa 4 January 21, 2008

rabid squirrel

Ironically, also the content of a dream of mine as a young child.

Get that f***ing rabid squirrel away from me!!!!

by Ocin24 January 4, 2005

jacking a squirrel

the act of one going outside, upp a tree and screwing a squirrel until he rips off his nuts and throws them at you.

"Sorry im late, i was jacking a squirrel, that also explains this huge indent in my forhead."

by katero_447 May 20, 2006

squirrel

A hyper-active little man that is always alert and anxious.

Dave chill out you squirrel. If you don't relax I'll beat your ass.

by willbilly712 March 20, 2008

secret squirrel

Secretly masturbating and then ejaculating, or "busting a nut" if you will, upon the face of an unsuspecting individual. Then whisper into that person's ear: "shhh...secret squirrel."

My girlfriend thought old school cartoons were boring until I showed her secret squirrel.

by Bearsquito August 8, 2007

squirrel

Chubby little nut-munchers.

Fuck, that chubby little tree rat ate my mixed nuts! Let's fucking kill it!

by Rook November 8, 2003

squirrel

What west virginian families (aka cousins) eat and make stew out of.

Hey if u weren't my sister, i'd totally divorce u for making such bad squirrel stew.

by Rubric November 30, 2003