Flap my curtain

This is commonly used when a one of the couple gets so hot, he needs to stand by an open window and flap the curtain so to create a draft circulation. The female is left on the bed, and then must use the above phrase to entice her man back to bed.

Puns of a various nature can spawn from this saying.

"Flap my curtain till the neighbours complain!"

by MissRainbow January 20, 2017

Flap dance

When a person has to lift the meat apron to give a sexy lap dance. Aka grinding on a fatty and having to lift the flap of fat to touch the junk.

The two lard asses at the end of the bar keep doing the flap dance to Justin Timberlake.

by Sparkle Horse kitten February 8, 2017

flapdop

The shaving of the head, while sitting on a toilet.

Boy, are you ready for this flapdop.

by charlimane February 9, 2017

flapid

A floppy flacid Penis. When the going gets tough. You gotta go rough. When your shlong ain't too long.

God Dammit Johnny, why are you flapid?

by flipid flapid fucker February 27, 2017

Flapcracker

To crack ones flaps

Once riding on a horse, my flaps cracked uncontrollably 'I've just had a flapcracker'

by Dungtrumpet March 11, 2017

Flap bat

A flap bat is a woman with large vulva flaps that doesn't know how to shut them

Charlotte is a flap bat, she's apparently been with half of the town

by Markbabi March 21, 2017

Flap trap

When your so fat you loose stuff in your fat.

She's buff on her insta but I bet can flap trap in RL

by Fuhskvvcobdeovsgjv April 16, 2017