fleet fucked

When a girl is so horny she leaps on you the first tme she sees you. This ussualy happens after said girl has been dumped.

That girl was so sad about being dumped she fleet fucked me.

by dis kid October 28, 2008

ass faced

When your cat gets up in your face, demands attention and you pet the beast face to face; then the cat decides to turn around to see the rest of the room and ASS FACES you by sticking its browneye in your face.

The cat jumped up on my chest and then ASS FACED me!

by Beminen June 19, 2009

Pants Fucked

When the lady's area isn't ready, so the guy simply fucks her through her pants.

Billy and Susie are making out and things got intimate.

Billy "I want to have sex with you"
Susie "No..."
Billy *takes his pants off and gets a handy from Susie while making out"
Billy "Can i atleast finger you?"
Susie "No, my area isn't really ready"
Billy is too horny so while his dick is out and is getting a handy he acts like he is fucking Susie while she has her pants on. Ending with susie being "Pants Fucked"

by Cap'n N Head March 20, 2011

I fucked your mother

To enjoy sexual intercourse with one's mother, see mother fucker.

I am a butt pirate! I fucked your mother!

by Billybojangles December 5, 2003

fucked+up

screwed up to wich there is no coming back from

Gillett Wisconsin is a fucked up city.

by shaggy March 8, 2005

pudge facker

Someone who fucks fat people

Get off that fat dude you stupid pudge facker!

by Deckard Cain July 24, 2003

fackers

the group of people that refuse to jam on every given weekend.

Those fackers are the only people who won't jam like it's going out of fashion. Spread the word, dig?

by rossevan October 1, 2007