A creature refers to some being that is trying, unsuccessfully, to pose as a human. A person with a weird personality, strange social mannerisms, and awkward physical movements is usually called a dork, but in order to qualify as a "creature," one must be off-the-charts. Too weird to function in normal society.
"Hey look... is that kid eating a book?? Should we stop him?"
"No, leave him alone. That dude is a creature."
"No, leave him alone. That dude is a creature."
by Matt A. Brown July 10, 2006
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Intentional wrongdoing, especially on the part of a politician or other public figure - although not limited to them alone; well-thought-out mischief; criminal masterminding; the process of using invention to work in order to craft new methods of wrongdoing.
Certain politicians have gone above and beyond pedestrian politics and have become disciples of creative malfeasance.
The mayor of Podunk has transmuted the art of creative malfeasance into a science; he's been in prison 3 times for it, too. And he just got re-elected.
The mayor of Podunk has transmuted the art of creative malfeasance into a science; he's been in prison 3 times for it, too. And he just got re-elected.
by alienmindtrick August 13, 2015
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The process is not easy but it is very rewarding.
For example, my teacher told me to create a definition of the word creation for a letter grade.
For example, my teacher told me to create a definition of the word creation for a letter grade.
by Wendayyy November 12, 2017
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and this is what half of my life is devoted to dying inside. how bout you?
and this is what half of my life is devoted to dying inside. how bout you?
by fuckoffniggas July 10, 2021
Get the creatures of sonaria mug.Forest creatures are small cute fuzzy things that, as their name implies live in forests.
They also apparently eat your soul while they sleep and try to take over the world with exploding muffins and acorn grenades and the like.
And Ninja squirrels. Hallucinogenic ninja squirrels.
They also apparently eat your soul while they sleep and try to take over the world with exploding muffins and acorn grenades and the like.
And Ninja squirrels. Hallucinogenic ninja squirrels.
Squirrel: Are you forest creatures?
chipmunk1: No.
chipmunk2: your mother's a forest creature.
Squirrel: Oh. I guess I'll just have to kill you then.
chipmunk1: No.
chipmunk2: your mother's a forest creature.
Squirrel: Oh. I guess I'll just have to kill you then.
by General of the squirrel army June 26, 2006
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Kevin: "Yo did you and Stacy get it on last night?"
John: "Bro she is freaky she wanted to cleat torture me."
John: "Bro she is freaky she wanted to cleat torture me."
by bigstrappingcowboy May 26, 2020
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