Tool

One way to identify a tool is by their limited vocabulary. They often employ the same words to describe everything. Using these words heightens their belief that they are popular and "in" with whats hip. In fact, it just reflects their inability to be original. Some common words tools use are; cool, awesome, sweet, badass, playa, chill or chillen, great, a string of either cool, great or awesome in repetition or a mix of these together. A tool also over uses the word fuck. Finally, to know if one is a tool, they have not read Civilization and Its Discontents by Sigmund Freud, The Republic by Plato, Candide by Voltaire, the Dictionary, a Thesaurus, and other examples of intellictual works.

Tool: Oh, your major is aeronauitcal engineering, cool cool cool.
You: Yeah.
Tool: Yeah, the weather is just chillen outside right now. (because they have nothing else to offer)
You: Yeah
Tool: Man, awesome, that party was badass. How was it for you?
You: Good.
Tool: Cool cool, very cool. (As they see more people)Sup playas, you guys just chillen? Awesome, awesome, cool cool cool. Great, Great, cool.

by Andrew Dickinson April 11, 2006

tool

People who think they are better than other people but really aren't.

Dude, B^3 are such tools.

by Cpt. Olimar February 2, 2008

tool bag

A male between the ages of 18-24 who wears clothing that is way too baggy. You can find him walking next to a girl who should obviously be with you instead. He can often be spotted wearing a flat-rimmed baseball hat that represents a team in the NL East. When approached and intimidated, he will constantly wipe his mouth with both hands before he is about to fight. On the road, he can be found in his mother's car. Examples: Audi, BMW (beamer).
He will be gripping the wheel at 12 o' clock and will be bouncing his head to rap artists who nobody has ever heard of.

"Look at that tool bag over there. How on Earth did THAT guy get THAT girl!?"

by BFass December 18, 2012

tool squeezer

a home , batty boy , stink dinker , punter or over all ass pounding chump.

"they guy in the pink shirt with the emo hair cut and tight pants is a tool squeezer"

by bonegigger April 23, 2006

tool belt

strap on dildo, sex toy.

that is a very nice strap on you have there

by dev October 26, 2004

Toolsh

A mixture between a tool and douche.

"Look at that skinny white kid with the FUBU jump suit."
""Yeah what a toolsh

by Mc jizzle December 7, 2009

tool

1) A person who is difficult to be around a "piece of work"
2) Someone who does stunts to get attention
3) A person who tries to hard to be cool; a poser

Teenage boys, Posers, "Cling ons"

by Mary Margaret July 18, 2008