When your poop hits the toilet at a high velocity or has a consistancy that makes it sticks a pattern to the toulet bowl even after a flush, as if painting like the artist Picasso.
by DocAshe October 6, 2011
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A derogatory term for woman that pisses you off, i.e., ex-girlfriends.
A derogatory term for woman that pisses you off, i.e., ex-girlfriends.
"Here comes another girl out of the men's room with white stains on her blouse, must be a toilet whore."
"Goddamn tenth-of-a-peso Mexican toilet-whore!"
"Goddamn tenth-of-a-peso Mexican toilet-whore!"
by jimvanmeter May 17, 2006
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by The Moai February 10, 2005
Get the toilet warrior mug.Technique of philosophical discourse wherein the most obvious and simple explanation must be pointedly ignored to allow discussion of weak and immediately falsifiable alternatives. Used primarily to draw out a discussion with minimal danger of actually reaching a resolution.
"Maybe I'm overthinking this. Maybe I'm not transgender. Maybe it's just internalized misogyny. Maybe I'm really a self-hating lesbian."
"Yeah, that you've been miserable all your life except when identifying as male isn't worth considering. Dude, you're totally using Occam's Toilet Brush."
"Yeah, that you've been miserable all your life except when identifying as male isn't worth considering. Dude, you're totally using Occam's Toilet Brush."
by CaptainScorpio January 2, 2008
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Much like an actual taint the 'toilet taint' is merely the connection between two major features. While not particularly useful, it is extremely necessary.
Much like an actual taint the 'toilet taint' is merely the connection between two major features. While not particularly useful, it is extremely necessary.
Person 1: I have to throw out my toothbrush it fell on the toilet taint.
Person 1: I cleaned the bathroom!
Person 2: No you didn't! There is still a forest of pubes and 2 years worth of dried urine on the toilet taint!
Person 1: I cleaned the bathroom!
Person 2: No you didn't! There is still a forest of pubes and 2 years worth of dried urine on the toilet taint!
by Cherrubim April 3, 2011
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by Lextra November 28, 2011
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