dry toast

Boring. Like toast without butter or jelly or jam.

Bob's meetings are interesting for the first few minutes, but after that they're dry toast.
Toyotas are dry toast.

by Crow August 25, 2005

Toast Face

The face created after on eats toast at a very enjoyable and rapid speed. Looks like this:

:3

You can do it at home! Simply press colon. Then press three. Now you're toast facing! Use it for toast time!

Star scream.

"i cant believe its not butter! omnonmnonmom! :3! (MAKES TOAST FACE)" - Starscream

"You've failed me for the last time. AGAIN!" - Megatron

"I hate this family! I wish i WAS NEVER BORN! meheheheheheheawww D : " - Star scream

"PRIIIIIIIIME!"

by COCK JOKE3231 June 1, 2009

Toaster

Any person who claims to be of the opposite gender, identifies with a non-binary gender, or is not a cis male or female.

Example 1:
Ryan: "Damn, that girl is one hell of a toaster!"
Tom: "Is she even a girl?"

Example 2:
Ryan: "If we get to choose any gender can I be a toaster?"

by BlueSmoke60 November 5, 2017

Toazty

Man with extremely large penis, beautiful blue eyes and is 5,7 or 5,8

Woah is that toazty

by Toazty May 31, 2021

toastielicious

toe-stee-'lish-us - adj.
A term that describes the perfect amount of toastie-ness applied to a bagel or other breading device. Most often used in office cubicle environments as a "light start" to a Friday morning.

"MMMMmmmm, this bagel is toastielicious!"

"Ouch, I scraped the roof of my mouth on this toastielicious breading device!"

by mcDre September 16, 2008

toast

totally (evolving from abbreviation "toats")

"You going to see Sarah DJ in the City on Saturday?"
"Toast."

by ttly January 6, 2008

toastalated

To be burnt beyond a crisp;
or turned partially into ashes

Dude looks like you toastalated your toast

by Shane Noonan January 11, 2008