Spongebob

A cute little Sponge that wears square pants.. So what if he is gay?? What Patrick and Spongebob do behind closed Pineapples is noones business besides themselves. Maybe all the "Crusty Crab" got to him! No WONDER he's a flamer!!!

Spongebob takes it up the ass...doo dah doo dah. And that's his OWN damn business! I'll still let Ivy Rose watch the show. Just not his X-rated video.

by Andi February 17, 2005

Spongebob stained pants

What you get called when you shit, pissed or cum in your pants.

"Ha ha haa, dude, your Sponge bob stained pants!"

by GirlSkater February 23, 2004

Slinger

Verb. (Sounds like finger) The act of fingering a person in their sleep in whether it be vaginal or anal.

The man liked to slinger all the drunk women when they passed out.

by Potatochipgirl August 20, 2017

Slong

A slong is a warm friend you can snuggle up to.

Leah didn't have a giant plush dragon, so she went off to find her slong instead.

by Invidia Tempestarii April 14, 2007

The Sponge Bob

a seemingly easy sexual maneuver in which 4-8 men ejaculate onto a womens head. she then rings the remainder of ejaculate out of her hair as if it were a sponge

Hey did you see shaneequa, we totally gave her "The Sponge Bob" the other night

by Corshanomics November 1, 2010

Sconge

A person, male or female, without pubic hair.

"Dude, this girl I did last week was a total sconge. Not even bristles down there!"

by Slaylorz May 17, 2009

Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Something with a purple head that slings yogurt, preferably white yogurt.

Whatch this babe!

*Shplat*

Ewwww!

by Trey December 9, 2003