clam slam

A girls version of cock block.

Bitch don't clam slam me I'm trying to get laid

by olive herclosehoff July 16, 2014

Mjolnir Slam

A burn or insult in its most harsh aspect. Reserved and used for making fun of and/or reprimanding anyone who deserves such a remark (i.e: pedophiles...) Can also be used as a threat. Used as a noun or verb. Also see Mjolnir}

a) You're dating a 14 year old and you're 18??? I'm going to mjolnir slam your ass.

b) That was such an mjolnir slam that you should just leave, don't even try to retaliate.

c) You seem to be in need of an mjolnir slam, son.

by ironchoad November 10, 2008

slam

to tune cars, particulary used for foreign cars.

"he slamed his civic good, ants have to duck when he rolls by?"

"i love my car, i just need to slam to the ground, then its perfect"

by Fabstar October 5, 2005

slam slam oh hawt dayumm

a pharse said when someone sexy walks by

Haley: "Zach is about to walk by"
Amanda " Slam Slam Oh Hawt Dayumm"

by heybabeithinkiwannamarryyou July 11, 2011

SAMF

sev ass mother fucker.

sev is the armenian word for black

Alex Derian is so black, he's such a SAMF.

by melsaboss July 1, 2011

slam dancing

a queer form of moshing in which little emo kids participate in because they are scared of getting their ass whooped in a true pit, consists of flailing ur arms around making urself look stupid

"i hate emo kids, them and their gay slam dancing"
"yeah, idiots. lets go jump in the pit and get fucked up."

by anti-emo999 November 8, 2005

clam slam

The female version of the "bag tag" when one person (usually female) hits another in the vagina.

"hey girl! what's up?"
(vagina hit)
"Clam Slam!!!"

by sircuzfreek June 2, 2009