Red Dogger

An engorged, swollen, reddish colored (borderline on purple) penis. Typically a penis that is being constructed for rigidness by use of a cock ring or constrictor band.

One may also have a red dogger from popping viagra and jacking off to porn for several hours.

I got a red dogger going on trying to punch his way out of these pants.

I jerked off for three hours yesterday. My sack was dry and left me with a red dogger.

Rachel loves it when I put on my cock harness. My red dogger gets so rigid it could bust a vein.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

red zeppelin

When your penis is ripped from your body in a mosh pit.

I would love to go to the mosh pit, but i'm afraid i might not be covered for a red zeppelin by my health insurance.

by usedcarsalesman#17 December 19, 2017

Red boxing

When you go down on a girl while she is having her period.

I'm red boxing Michelle tonight, I am not getting enough iron in my diet.

by Studentoflife13 January 4, 2018

Red Robined

When you say something to a group of people that clearly requires a response but everyone ignores you.

Lamar: John walked into class and shouted the Red Robin jingle but nobody said "Yummmm"
Bill: Wow, he totally got Red Robined

by seththewritter October 1, 2017

Red Button

When someone does something so heinous, that you'd start Nuclear Armageddon over it.

I'm totally pressing the Red Button for this bitch! I want her and everything she loves to disappear!

by ZEXXES June 16, 2016

orangey red

When the police officer asks you what colour the traffic lights were when you went over.

Bob: No officer, it was an orange, an orangey red.
Officer: Sounds like a red to me.
Bob: Well, if I went on a green, my brother might be coming the other way.

by Swarv3 February 23, 2020

saggy red

a nickname for any girl with a saggy red vagina

eww here comes saggy red

by grossgross420696969 August 27, 2020