moonlight brunch

When you see the neighbor kids putting flaming bags of shit on someone's porch so you kindly eat it before any real harm is done.

I love Halloween. Its great to have a nice romantic moonlight brunch with the wife.

by usedcarsalesman#17 December 19, 2017

blue chicken and waffles

When you sit in the car eating KFC while your girlfriend is in the gyno office.

Her snatch was nasty so we decided to have a blue chicken and waffles brunch.

by usedcarsalesman#17 December 19, 2017

red zeppelin

When your penis is ripped from your body in a mosh pit.

I would love to go to the mosh pit, but i'm afraid i might not be covered for a red zeppelin by my health insurance.

by usedcarsalesman#17 December 19, 2017