Definitions by usedcarsalesman#17

blue chicken and waffles

When you sit in the car eating KFC while your girlfriend is in the gyno office.

Her snatch was nasty so we decided to have a blue chicken and waffles brunch.

blue chicken and waffles by usedcarsalesman#17 December 19, 2017

red zeppelin 

When your penis is ripped from your body in a mosh pit.

I would love to go to the mosh pit, but i'm afraid i might not be covered for a red zeppelin by my health insurance.

red zeppelin by usedcarsalesman#17 December 19, 2017

moonlight brunch 

When you see the neighbor kids putting flaming bags of shit on someone's porch so you kindly eat it before any real harm is done.

I love Halloween. Its great to have a nice romantic moonlight brunch with the wife.

moonlight brunch by usedcarsalesman#17 December 19, 2017