Granddaddy Purple

A very potent, expensive strain of weed popular in the northeast. Has a very unique taste and very strong smoke even though it burns slower then other strains. Can run up to 65$ an eighth. People often call what they are selling granddaddy purple when they are really selling a lesser grade of purple (i.e. grape goo, purple Kush)

"I just copped a P of Granddaddy Purple from the club"

"I got grapes yadida?"

by TheStudioDankster650 October 9, 2006

Sexual Grandpa

An older man who is perverted and loves having sex.

Phillip who lives down the road watches the kids play alot. I think he's a sexual grandpa.

by Ervo September 19, 2007

grandfa

A cooler, shortened version of grandfather

Friend: do you wanna hang out today?
Me: nah, I'm going to my grandfa's house. Sorry, man. Another time for sure

by Therealthumb April 26, 2014

Grandpa Sauce

Any secretion(s) that disperse from a man 60+ whether it be fecal matter, sweat, wax, cream, urine. That's Grandpa sauce.

"Mommy.. there's something coming out of grandpa.."
"It's alright hun, it's just Grandpa Sauce"

by jennitals September 8, 2003

Grandfather

The person who turns you into a man and makes sure you aren't in bad health.

My grandfather is the older version of a badass role model who won't take shit from anybody.

by The Jester of Madness! November 4, 2015

the grandpa

A male on male handjob typically given after a long period in a body of water (pool, hot tub, lake, ocean). The more wrinkly, the better.

After a lengthy session in the pool, Brad gave George his rendition of the grandpa.

by Honeypizzle May 15, 2009

Uncle grandpa

uncle grandpa is from a tv show with the same name. Basically he came to be because your grandma adopted her husband. Therefore, he is you uncle and grandpa.

My grandma got sent to jail because of uncle grandpa.

by I lost my boot June 19, 2018