contraception face

Someone so ugly that even the mere sight of their face is a method of birth control. That is, they are so physically unattractive that they will probably never have sex.

"Oh my god, did you see how ugly that guy was?"
"Yeah, what a contraception face!"

or:
"You're so ugly your face is a contraceptive!"

by genjon November 27, 2007

contentmafia

The music and film procurement industries which are trying everything to get their customers into jail or bankrupt.

We are the contentmafia, all your data are belong to us.

by Josh~ June 24, 2008

Continunin

A job or task designed to keep one busy that is not directly related to ones actual jobs description.

T.G.: "Hey J-M, go gas the trucks."
J-M: "Well at least this Continunin gets us out of the lab."

by T.G. a.k.a. Tater October 18, 2008

Contra Flip

The Contra Flip is a jump that, when preformed correctly, you are spinning forward the whole time while in the air from the time you leave ground till you return. The Contra Flip can be found in the Konami game series Contra.

Greg: Holy shit! Tom just did a fucking Contra Flip!

Tommy: Tom is a God amongst men.

by AmadeusIII December 21, 2009

Contact Sniffles

When you're out and a bunch of people are getting fucked up on cocaine and you get the sniffles just from being around them.

"Man, there must have been a bunch of people ripped on coke in there, I got the goddamn contact sniffles."

by Jman231 December 22, 2009

controller hog

A person who plays a game system (Wii, XBox, Play Station, etc.) all day and won't let anyone else play. Therefore they are hogging the controller. Like a ball hog hogs a ball.

My brother's been playing Modern Warfare 2 ALL day. What a controller hog.

by victimofcontrollerhogs March 23, 2010

Contrauniversal

Giving or likely giving rise to public disagreements, that affects all people or things in the world.

The discussion on the existence of God was a contrauniversal subject

by Mtee September 4, 2010