Captain Morgan

1. A fictional character from an alchoholic beverage. Deprived of a black haired eye patch wearing pirate, but the actual captain has not been seen until...

2. CAPTAIN MORGAN! Ryan Costis, resident in Washington. He attends school and enjoys hanging with his wench, working on his new boat (thus leaving his old boat in dismay) and abandoning his 1st and 2nd mates

1. Captain Morgan was here!
2. CAPTAIN MORGAN IS AS GOOD AT MAKING LOVE AS HE IS MAKING RUM!

by 1st Mate October 11, 2004

Captain America

A gung ho person in any military branch that despite knowing America's corruption and destructive, greedy ways, goes along with the program and drinks the cool-aid.

See that Marine over there, he is the embodiment of Captain America

by qnzkid718 May 25, 2011

captain fagget

Homosexual derivative of the well known (yet embarassing) Captain Planet. May be used to describe an extensively homosexual individual, or a leader of a homosexual troupe.

Max: Hey, its Captain Fagget Ted!

by TwTmastr December 25, 2008

Captain Poo

A person who has surpassed the rank of poo private, and poo sergeant, AND poo colonel. This person chooses who poops where and when...and how

Sean is getting a call from Captain Poo

by PokéSean August 14, 2008

Captain Caveman

The impulsive act of smashing a dear item, then regretting same act less than a second later.

"I can not believe I just Captain Cavemaned my computer"

by MDMF March 28, 2009

captain cock block

from cock block;
one who frequently cock blocks a person and/or couples

Bob: What the hell man! did't you see me trying to get at Ashley?

Jim: Haha yeah

Bob: You always do this!!

Jim: I know haha

Bob: Gee. Thanks Captain Cock Block

by that 1 chick February 11, 2010

captain hook

term for one who has to jack off with 1 finger because their dick is so small(Jason Sansouci)

Whats up Captain Hook.

by manny January 28, 2003