Apple Valley

Suburb of Minneapolis and St. Paul in Minnesota, approximately 20 miles southeast of the two cities.

The Vikings just lost, time to leave the Metrodome and head back home to Apple Valley

by S.T. September 15, 2006

Apple Juice

The act of urinating into the mouth of a male or female performing fellatio on a guy.

Yo, man! I totally apple juiced this girl in the bathroom last night.

by Nickroxmoms November 4, 2013

apple juice

Battery power in an iPhone, iPad, or iPod.

My iPad needs some apple juice to run.

by iPad luver March 28, 2013

candy-apple

A fucken toffee-apple, ya jerk.

Darren said "candy-apple", but he really means "toffee apple"

by jimbo boy October 16, 2008

Johnny Appleseed

To gently place your slighty moist, newly shaven balls on the shoulder of an unsuspecting individual.

I snuck up behind my roommate and gave him the ol' Johnny Appleseed.

by Darko October 5, 2004

Apple User

A person who firmly believes he or she is better than other people. This assumption is based upon positive prejudice and taken up from people believed to be hip. Minor aspects are exaggerated (i.e. I can switch it on with my keyboard), whilst others are disregarded (i.e. I don't need more than one mouse key)

You're such an Apple User. Don't you ever form your own opinion?
Don't be an Apple User. It can be done just as well for less money.
Listen, Apple User, why don't you go home to mummy and have a hot bath?

by TeeJay January 19, 2005

Apple Martini

A drink that PaCMaN enjoys quite frequently. Also a drink that is known in the gay community, as a drink to give to your partner for a sure bareback session later that night.

1 part Absolut® vodka
1 part DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
1 part apple juice

Poor all ingredients into a shaker. Shake well and strain into a Martini glass.

Hey Earl, what say we both order up some apple martinis, I'm feeling a little frisky tonight ???
Source: biggamedave, WISCONSIN

by biggamedave November 9, 2008