A town halfway between Vegas and LA that is not Barstow. There are no apples here. mainly small town but it is rapidly growing. not much to do here other than go to the movies. we have 2 theaters,
by xoxo_maggs_xoxo August 26, 2009
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Apple Valley is also the first layer of hell in the high desert. To people of the high desert (or cities of the damned) the hierarchy is as follows: Apply Valley, Victorville, Hesperia, Adelanto with adelanto being the final level. But to its virtues Apple Valley is the most organized and least corrupt town of the High Desert. Neighboring towns such as Hesteria (Hesperia), Victimville (Victorville) and ghettolanto (adelanto) idolize the city for its organization, growth, rule of law. Composed mostly of the wealthy high desert dwellers it is the envy of other cities in the area.
Kid 1: "I'm from Hesperia."
Kid 2: "Im from Adelanto."
Kid 3: "Im from Apple Valley retards."
Kid 1 & 2: "thats so cool can I say you are my friend?"
by anonymous32415432642 July 28, 2011
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Suburb of Minneapolis and St. Paul in Minnesota, approximately 20 miles southeast of the two cities.
The Vikings just lost, time to leave the Metrodome and head back home to Apple Valley
by S.T. September 14, 2006
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Town sort of close to San Bernardino in California. It isn't a good town, but we've got a Ralph's.
Apple Valley Teenager: I'm bored, I'm going to Ralph's.
by /-\ /|/|)ReW July 15, 2005
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A burb of the twin cities
affectionatly called
-Happy Valley
-The Valley
"nothing bad ever happens in Happy Valley"
"I'm headed back to The Valley next week"

Apple Valley
by cFang April 8, 2009
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A town halfway between Vegas and LA that is not Barstow. It is characterized by lots of brown hills and few brown people. It was founded by a racist bastard. There are no apples here. There's not even a damn movie theater. You have to go to Victorville or "down the hill" to Ontario or Rancho Cucamonga to do anything fun.

But, there is a whole lot of empty desert to smoke weed and have sex in!
"Apple Valley is brown and ugly, but hey, there aren't many black people here."

*writer believes these are what is technically referred to as "racist bastards"
by derain85 October 4, 2008
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A town in the High Desert in California. It's not big or party central but you can always find some cool as f*** people. It's know for it's Joshua trees and being the home of Roy Rogers. It's got 2 movie theatres and some pretty bad ass restaraunts like Mama Carpinos. Some people act like stuck up ho's but most people are cool. It's the perfect place to live if you want to hang wit your besties and just bullshit!
Teen1: I live in AV or Apple Valley.
Teen2: I heard of that place, everyone's real dope and laid back. Like no one cares if you like a lil cush.
Teen1: You know it's like that if I live there! XD
by mexcellence July 29, 2011
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