Satans Taint

Shot consisting of One part Tabasco / one part Ever-clear lit it on fire.
Satans Taint is Hot as hell & Taste like shit
by Peter Sloterdijk June 03, 2022
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Tobey's Taint

Tobey Maguire's taint. Can be described as a default Caucasian taint, mild hairiness, pale color. Moist from time to time. Sometimes stinks.
Girl 1: Omg I wonder what Tobey's Taint is like.

Girl 2: omg Brenda you weirdo!
by Urbandictionary6911 June 17, 2022
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Tainting someone's essence

A slang term used in wildstar when being carried by other player's while being an average medic.
Billy- Yo dawg, did you see IIIII tainting someone's essence.
James- Yeah, he just sat there and received free rating.
by Mr Slang May 25, 2015
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Taint Loaf

(1) A term used for a menstruating vagina that sports roast beef curtains

(2) A person who says stupid shit at stupid times

(3) The nasty ring around a bathtub after it drains following a long body soak.
(1) Dude did you go down on that chick who took a shitpiss behind wah wahs yesterday?

Nah brah, rounded third base and came face to face with her taint loaf.

(2) We should give free money to people who don't work...

Shut the fuck up taint loaf

(3)Who wants to sample grandpa's taint loaf?
by B Tsunami July 01, 2019
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taint rain

The sweat that runs down the inside of your legs on hot/humid days.
Todays forecast 100% chance of taint rain
by baconbyts May 19, 2017
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taint stick

An appendage on male mammals that allows scronking thus reproduction
Man she touched me on the taint stick
by the wonderer of the internet January 11, 2016
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Cork taint

I don’t want to go out with her, she is a total cork taint!
by Snarda April 08, 2023
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