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lumberjack grandslam 

Receiving oral sex and having your mom walk in on you.

As read on Reddit.com
Yo, last night my girlfriend was giving me head, and when my mom walked in, it turned into a lumberjack grandslam!
lumberjack grandslam by foayo December 4, 2013

Grandmaster Jonathan "June" Makiling Abaya 

Grandmaster Jonathan "June" Makiling Abaya is the founder and originator of Jendo Filipino Martial Arts based on his own concepts and principles called Tri-Force known as the "Tatlong Lakas". He was born in November 16th of 1957 and the second eldest child of the six children of Maria Adoraida Makiling Vda. de Abaya.
Grandmaster Jonathan "June" Makiling Abaya was the founder and originator of Jendo.
Gandi is a word in Oriya language largely spoken in the east Indian state of Odisha. Gandi means ass or buttocks in Oriya language.
Gandi has various colloquial uses in Oriya as the following would illustrate.

"Gandi Muna" means a pair of shorts that is worn to cover one's buttocks.

"Gandi Munda" means beginning & the end.
Sala, To Gandi Munda andhara kari debi. Mu ehara Gandi Munda pauni.
(I don't know its beginning nor its end.)

"Gandi Gunjiba" means to find a place e.g with difficulty to sit on.

"Gandi Pasa" means hanger on.

"Gandi Fatiba" means to loose courage.

"Gandi Fateiba" means to intimidate somebody so as to leave him speechless.
(Magiha! To Gandi Fatei debi)

"Gandi Puchu Puchu Haba" means to be overcome with awe & fear.

"Gandire Pasiba" means to flatter somebody to win his favour.
Ta Gandire Pasiba ra mane kichchi nahi.
(Its of no use to flatter him)

"Gandi Mariba" means to have anal sex with somebody. It also means to fuck or screw.

"Gandi Mareiba" means to be fucked or screwed by somebody. It also means to be cheated or deceived by somebody.

"Gandia" means an effeminate person having large soft round ass.
Magiha Se'ta ede Gandia!
(What an effeminate & pusillanimous fellow he is!)

"Gandu" means an impotent person willing to be fucked anally.
Magiha Se'ta pukka Gandu ta re!
gandi by Robert Marker January 22, 2013

Grandpa's Gift 

The act of submerging your hands into water for an extended period of time allowing them to become wrinkled, then proceeding to finger a girl with your wrinkled hands.
Man 1: "Dude, how was your date with Vicky?"
Man 2: "It was alright. We got in the hot tub, then I totally gave her Grandpa's Gift."
Grandpa's Gift by Glenjamin' July 10, 2010

grandfathering 

To allow a subject to continue to function under an old rule, plan or policy, even after changes to that rule, plan or policy has been made. The change to the rule, plan or policy may include the abolishment of the rule, plan or policy itself.
DuJour Cellular is phasing out the ABC cell phone plan soon, but they're grandfathering members with existing ABC plan subscriptions. Grandfathered ABC plan subscribers can continue to use their old plans, but new subscriptions will not be allowed.
grandfathering by Tatertoot July 27, 2016

Proper Gander 

Mikey: Hey man, did you see the new poster?
Bob: I had a quick look.
Mikey: What? I need your OK on it by Wednesday!
Bob: Alright, alright I'll take a look at it.
Mikey: By When?
Bob: By Wednesday Morning.
Mikey: Promise?
Bob: Yea, man.
Mikey: Ok.

Later that day...

Mikey: Hey Bob, have you had a look yet?
Bob: No not yet.
Mikey: Come on, man!
Bob: You're really becoming annoying.
Mikey: Dude, I just need you to look at the poster.
Bob: Ok, I'll take a proper gander at it right now, and get back to you.
Mikey: You'll what? Propaganda?

Bob: No, I said I'd take a PROPER... GANDER... at it and get back to you.
Mikey: WTF does that mean?
Bob: It means I'll take a good look at it.
Mikey: Why didn't you just say that?
Bob: Cause we were making an example for Urban Dictionary, and we had to use the word in it.
Mikey: Makes sense.
Proper Gander by Mikey The Comic December 1, 2010