Fathers

There's a crisis of fatherlessness!! Oh no!!! 😱

Hym "There's a crisis of fatherlessness... But the men who are sluting out all of the women dont have to stop at one... Which creates the crisis... So to fix the crisis... Men who aren't sluting out all the women have to become the thing that women are attracted to... Which is a man who sleeps with a lot of women... Which creates the crisis... Hmm... That's a feedback loop... Hmm... What solution could there be? Hmm... Fathers need to raise their kids... But if you have too many to raise with too many different woman you can't raise them... The logistics of it make it impossible... And you have too many kids with too many different women because all of the women are sleeping with you... Hmm... I've come to a conclusion! This is clearly the men's fault! They need to stop doing whatever they want and do what I tell them so that women can keep doing whatever they want which is all sleep with the same man... Er... Wait, shit! That's the feedback loop... Damn! I can't figure it out!"

by Hym Iam June 1, 2022

feather face

: a bird
:A sexy woman

gavin:can u see that sexy feather face over there soloman?
Sol: yer she is a bit of alright

by stinker June 28, 2004

the Fucking Father

the act of a woman having sex with the tip of the Empire State Building.

The first woman to do the Fucking Father was 28.

by Bobby the man September 14, 2007

red hat with a black feather

vote for ben's. The red hat is the next afro.

eg: me, in my red hat, sexyin up london, ontario

by jilladelphia February 11, 2004

Fatherless Child

Hephaestus

Have you heard of Hephaestus the ugly af crippled af Fatherless Child. Hera was sick of Zeus cheating on her so she decided to have a kid all by her self just to spite him and...

... CRAZY BITCH IT WORKED!!!!!!!! But he was fugly so she threw him off a mountain causing him to go supersayain and fly up to Olympus to plow and fist her ass up to the elbow with a blacksmith's hammer. Moral of the story? THEES EEZ NOT FAKING SPARTA YE CUNT!

by Nemortul November 13, 2019

Father figure

Oh yes please daddy a lil bitta that

‘Litty titty’
‘YeS pleAsE fatHeR fIgUrE’
‘K I n k a y y y’

by UrMommaBigEwIe November 24, 2018

pussy feather

(n. & adj.) A tough man who acts tough and thinks people are intimidated by him. Often times picking fights. Can rarely by heard crying "Mommy!" and sucking on his thumb after a physical fight. Doing all these things while beign feminine.

Look at him, that kid is always acting like a pussy feather

by Boris Shpilevoy June 26, 2007