Jungle Execution

A Jungle Execution is someone hits you so hard with a rolled-up newspaper that it breaks your neck, causing you to instantly perish.

"He became free when Ciocolatta got a fucking Jungle Execution from Giorno"

by GUST_Of_Wind May 15, 2019

demolition executive

Demolition Executives are people appearing to be executive leaders or appearing to have authority over sphere(s) of influence, that make critical (seemingly bumbling) mistakes at semi-strategic milestones in order to implode the area over which they hold dominion (Corporation, Organization, Political Position). Sometimes overtly self-destructive, but more often a subtle form of long-term corporate espionage where operations costs are driven up to offset profit and literally companies "Fall into their own footprint," becoming ripe for acquisition and mergers. Common tools in the arsenal of the Demo Exec are plausible deniability, projection, and self effacement. Common psychological responses to Demo Execs are Denial, and Stockholm Syndrome.

Dude, time to roll. They brought in a Demolition Executive.

by Support Sherpa April 2, 2020

Dirty Exel

When a girl lays down with her head on the edge of a bed or couch and he shoves it deep down her throat while simultaneously suffocating by eating her ass and pussy!

My boyfriend came over last night and I was naked laying on the couch when he went right for the Dirty Exel

by PrinceOfSavage May 2, 2020

mask exemption

An excuse used by people who don't care about stopping the spread of coronavirus. People using this have no consideration for the health of anyone else.

Person A: Where's your mask?
Person B: I have a mask exemption, I'm magically immune to COVID.

by ES44AC November 18, 2020

autoesthetic exercise

This is when you cut your own hair for whatever reason. Cutting your own hair is more common now that we are all social distancing. The resulting product often leaves something to be desired when compared to a professional haircut.

Bob: Did you see Fred's haircut? It looks like someone missed a spot in the back.
Jeff: Obvious autoesthetic exercise on his part.
Bob: It looks like he got that haircut in prison.

Bill: I really miss my barber and professional haircuts.
Jane: Why so?
Bill: When I do an autoesthetic exercise, the top and sides are easy but the back of my head and neck are iffy.

Jane: You are right... your neck looks like you have a built in scarf.

by jfburke619 March 30, 2021

clay.exee

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by Ratchexy August 25, 2021

vocal exercise

It's when you shove a dildo in your mouth down to your throat until you get used to it when doing oral sex

"He didn't have to do vocal exercise because he had no gag reflex."

by anonymous May 8, 2023