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Zed's age

10 yrs old
Do you know zed is a chuuni who pretends to be 10k yrs old when Zed's age is actually 10 yrs old
by Wheeloppa September 16, 2021
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Nickel Age

Nickel Age is a noun that means about 5 years old.

Noun- Nickel Age
Adj.- Nickel
You must be at least nickel Age to watch this program.
by Hein Wortschöpfer November 8, 2021
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cooper likes over-aged women

cooper is a 15 year old boy who likes over aged women because anytime he sees a woman of age 50+ he gets super hard and his massive wings allow him to fly over and rizz up the moderately grandma lookin ah woman
Cooper: oh my, I'm so hard for granny over there.
Kacy: NOOOO COOPER YOU HAVE TO RESIST, SHE HAS NO ASS, IT'S ALL WRINKLY
Cooper: I can't I'm flying over to her right now.
Granny: well hello there young man, you should CUM back to my place.
Kacy:''calls Lelan'' Bro I think cooper likes over-aged women way too much
by CraZYDuck25 February 3, 2025
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Mirrored Age

The period starting around the late 2000s and ending with the Trump presidency. Evoking the Gilded Age, the term underscores the rampant tech idealism of the time, which ushered in drone warfare, platform capitalism, Amazon and the retailocalypse, and the

collection and sale of individuals' data (often with their assistance such as with the Ring scandal). Also of note: The paradoxical normalization/ encouragement of narcissistic behavior and the death of privacy (and thus certain modes of self-determination); the rise of a cyborgian mystical-scientific-sycretic wellness culture alongside inflated healthcare costs; the replacement of social movements with personal reckonings and managing your brand; echo chambers; the favoring of creative production that is archival or highly reflexive / referential; endless navel-gazey commentary.
"After the protests started, Chad sent me $5 on venmo bc white fragility?? I called him out and now he's in a shame spiral that helps nobody."
"God, we need to get out of the Mirrored Age."
by poocsytipoop January 21, 2021
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suckup-age

1. (n.) the act of an annoying/desperate/following person sucking up to you because they have no friends or they are just trying to make them look good.

2. (n.) the act of sucking up to someone

(also can be used as suckup-agey, if used as an adjective)
Her suckup-age irked me...
by lilypad9312 March 18, 2010
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CTS my age old 75

BRM5 (Blackhawk Rescue Mission 5) added Zombie mode and a dude (who shalt not be named) said this in response to someone asking him how long he has been playing the game. Afterwards he almost died to a zombie horde.
#1
Person A: Hey so how long have you been playing any game
Person B: CTS my age old 75

#2
Person A: ongoing conversation
Person B: CTS my age old 75 btw @everyone
by fujiwaranomina November 24, 2025
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Aged Catfishing

A person who is in their teens or 20s lies about their age hoping to look young in their 30s or 40s, 50s etc..
PERSON 1: SINGLE, 32, LIVES ON PLANET EARTH!
PERSON 2: Are you really 32...?
PERSON 1: Uhhh no I'm 16
PERSON 2: you're just Aged Catfishing
by Mysterio28 October 29, 2021
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