Sorry about the mess

A "get out of jail free" card for cleaning
syn. Stop judging me.

Sorry about the mess. It hasn't gotten bad enough for me to actually clean it yet.

by Yingerman August 7, 2015

don't mess with my man

When a crazy bitch think you trying to steal her man, and tell you to leave him alone before she cut you.

Emma: Is that Josh.
Josh:* waves at Emma*
Alex: Are you flirting with my man? Don't mess with my man bitch.

by Arthur34 April 23, 2017

Nov 15 Don’t mess with ur short friends day

So basically the people who made the days to annoy short people this day will have u annoy them and it’s on the 15 of nov

Nov 15 Don’t mess with ur short friends day U annoyed me and shorter so I get to slap u and hit u and annoy u

by helper of the shorts November 3, 2019

Hot Mess

That girl that never has her keys, wallet, or phone. But, somehow has her life in order. It doesn't work out for anyone else, but she pulls it off looking sexy as hell.

Did you see that girl in Biology today?

The one with the latte and shit falling out of her backpack?
Yeah. How does she get such good grades. She is the biggest hot mess I know.

by hotmess101 September 22, 2011

Hot Mess

adj., Foustian in origin. Used to describe things that are extreme. Must be used in context for the listener to understand whether it is positive or negative. In the negative sense, it takes on a tone of high sarcasm.

Positive: "Were you at the Madonna concert last night? It was a hot mess."

Negative: "Ew, do you see what she's wearing? It's a hot mess."

by JFlash July 30, 2008

messenger slang

Weird acronyms computer geeks come up with to make an illusion that they're fast typers

Clearly Sane: Stop using messenger slang, im blocking you!

Computer Fag: omg, wtf y would u do dat!

by benormous September 19, 2005

Hot Mess

A delicious sandwich consisting of an unexpected combination of pimento cheese, monteray jack, banana peppers, chorizo, fried egg and sriracha mayo on white bread served by Calgary Food Truck "Cheezy Bizness"

Person A: Look at Lindsay Lohan deep throat that grilled cheese sandwich

Person B: That's a Hot Mess enjoying a Hot Mess.

by Cheezy Customer August 10, 2012