Phuuka Moleey

The Best Way To Say OMG When Your Shocked

Phuuka Moleey!! We Got A Test Today!!1

by Haraajuku.Baarbiie.x February 18, 2010

Soft Molly

Jerking off and almost climaxing before instantly turning soft, due to your sister's loud singing in the hallway.

"My sister totally turned me flaccid during my fap-time, this time it was a Disney song. That's my third soft molly this week!"

by squidge winkle August 6, 2011

Ghetto Molasses

An Alcoholic beverage consisted of:

1/2: Sprite or other lemon lime soda

1/2: Whiskey.

"Yo dude, I don't remember anything that happened last night"

"Yea, must have been all of that Ghetto Molasses you drank"

by nottz1223 October 23, 2011

clay molding

When two plus-size lesbians engage in tribadism, also known as scissoring, creating the impression of clay being molded.

Megan and Heather left the barbecue restaurant in order to head home, play some Indigo Girls tapes and get down with some clay molding.

by Claymolder January 3, 2013

comedy mold

A terrible joke, the opposite of comedy gold.

Person 1: Where do gourds get their water from?
Person 2: I don't know.
Person 1: A PUMPkin!
Person 2: That's comedy mold!

by 165your4 October 31, 2014

toad molester

The sort of person who would molest an otherwise innocent amphibian. Like asshole, but less harsh (and more unexpected).

That toad molester just took my parking spot!

by William DXII May 18, 2016

magic mole

When your having sexy time with a female women and you see her bellybutton. You insert the meetstick into the bellybutton with as much force as 3 full grown Harambes, while catching the female women off gaurd you then hershey squirt. Making the backsplash the creation of the magic mole.

Female: Did shit on me?

Male: Yes mom I did, that's a magic mole.

by Shitmonger November 25, 2016