pipe logan

Inserting a penis into your ear. Also known as ear sex.

I gave Jonathan a nice pipe logan that almost burst his eardrum last night.

by Jennifer Lllllllllllll December 14, 2008

pub logic

A warped method of reasoning and debate technique encountered primarily in the pub, whereby common sense and prior knowledge are overused at the expense of actual evidence and synopticity, caused mainly by alcohol intoxication. Resultant ideas, theories and conclusions range from the ridiculous to the surprisingly ingenious.

Tom: "Why is the music playing from the jukebox so crap?"
Dick: "I reckon they deliberately play crap songs, in order to make you pay to put on decent songs. Makes sense, right?"
Harry: "That's a dodgy bit of pub logic!"

by RightSaidJames June 25, 2008

Contra-Logical

Simply put, any person, place, thing, or action that is in existence or practice contrary to what one would expect; Against logic.

The girl in the fishnets isn't a prostitute? That's completely contra-logical.

by Organe April 24, 2009

Serpentine Logic

To twist science facts presented to politicians for ulterior motives related to manipulating public support for large class-action lawsuits. The enactment of legislation with the intent of changing the state rock (mineral) designation to pander to a group of wealthy personal injury lawyers that have deliberately misled state congressmen on the geological relationship of serpentine to asbestos. Asbestoid materials may be derived from serpentine, but not all shiny blue and green serpentine is chrysotile (asbestoid form only).

California was the first, in 1965, to designate a State Rock. States in the USA that have significant mineral deposits often create a state mineral, rock, stone or gemstone to promote interest in their natural resources. For instance, in 2009, West Virginia named bituminous coal as their state rock.

Geologists have rallied to oppose the bill, arguing that there is no way to be harmed from casual exposure to natural serpentine rock.

Geologists throughout the US have scorned the proposed change of the state rock designation, pointing to the legal lobby petitioners Serpentine logic in blaming the mineral family as the cause of mesothelioma in order to sway personal injury court judgments to their favor.

by Intuit July 20, 2010

Ayo-logic

A certain method of thinking, while not traditionally logical, enables profound and educational statements.

X- Dude, never go out partying the night before a flight!
Y- That's totally ayo-logical man!

ayo

by XxNYxX4ever June 17, 2010

Fellatio Logic

Thought terminating cliche

Blow your Mind control

An overused or redundant talking point used in place of true thought.

Vitriolic exaggeration overused to the point of losing its original meaning or effect.

The start and finish of any ideological analysis

Fallacious logic

"Thought-terminating cliches are generally served up for our political fast food."

{Fill in the blanks} is Hitler.

Man, that guy shut me down with his fellatio logic. That blows.

by Socializt November 11, 2010

Scott Logic

Scott Logic is another illuminati conspiracy, it confuses, sees all, and trolls all who attempt to understand it. Scott Logic is comparable to infinity divided by zero, and it has been behind all conspiracy theories whether known or not. Scott Logic is the logic that is both logical and illogical, and even Chuck Norris is unable to comprehend it's impossibility. Scott Logic is like my sense of humour, the only one who can understand it is me.

" Scott Logic is the only thing worse than Algebra" - Everyone

"Scott Logic is the only true definition for Scott Logic" - Scott

by Saxoholic April 17, 2015