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Robbing ducks

'Robbing the ducks' as in broke, brassic, penniless, destitute, skint, resulting in a lack of nourishment necessitating the plundering of left-over bread from feeding the ducks at the local pond.

This could also be used to denote extreme desperation as a result of a lack of satisfaction in a certain aspect of ones life requiring the 'scraping of the bottom of the barrel' as an alternative to going completely without.
E.g. 1

Friend 'A'; "When was the last time you ate? Are you hungry?"
Friend 'B'; Don't know mate, I'm robbing the ducks!"

E.g. 2

"My mate's dying for a shag bless 'em, they're robbing ducks now!"

E.g. 3

Mate '1'; "How you fixed for cash geezer?"
Mate '2'; "Robbing ducks mate! Tragic."
by DM85 April 2, 2011
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Rave Duck

A ultra rare glowing bath toy. Only two were ever created, and they were sold to a thrift store for 25 cents. They were subsequently purchased by some douche-bag and his "girlfriend" at the time. It changes colors and produces joy to all those around it, and collects autographs.
Observer: What is that magnificent glowing thing that dude is holding?
Enlightened one: That is the one and only Rave Duck
by Juicy Gravy November 29, 2010
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duck status

The act of avoiding someone because you would rather have the head of your dick pierced than to talk to this person.
Damn, Lisa has been giving me the duck status all week.
by Jashstar April 26, 2006
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buttering the duck

An old school saying, stating workin hard.
I need you to do something. It'll be a minuite I'm buttering the duck.
by JJ Jason February 9, 2008
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Chicken and Ducking

Cockney rhyming slang for clucking i.e. in severe heroin withdrawal or in fact it is often used for being in withdrawal from any chemical substance - clucking like a chicken.
Oi mate wanna buy a 32 inch custard and jelly (telly) come on mate I'm chicken and ducking I need my one of each (a bag of smack and a bag of crack).
by Constant John February 14, 2009
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Duck Whistle

Is a noise that only a girl can make. It happens when you fuck her doggie style and she let's out a pussy fart.
My girl gets embarrassd when I give her The Duck Whistle
by JayMetal March 10, 2009
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The Ducking Butterfly

(verb)
First, partner (A) must put their right foot behind their left ear.
Partner (B) must then place their left palm over partner (A)'s eyes. In order to complete this Kamasutra move, both partners must rapidly swing their arms back and forth.
My boyfriend and I were getting bored, you know in bed... So we wanted to try a new position. And since I am so flexible, we tried the Ducking Butterfly.
sex ducking butterfly kamasutra
by Kamasutraxprt February 28, 2013
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