Boob-Tube

The ability for a female to keep her boobs perky. As if she were wearing an invisible tube top.

"Did you see Dixie's boobs?"
"Yeah, they looked different"
"I think she broke her Boob-Tube.. Her boobs are hanging down to her belly button!"

by Ginjabrd November 21, 2020

Tube stretcher

A Tube Stretcher is when a couple puts super glue in the vagina and Inserts the penis then walk away from each other pulling the Penis to its maximum length.

“Hey Sodapop Rob did you and the wife try the tube stretcher yet?”

by anonymous February 17, 2022

Jolokian tubes

Its a form of birth control to which you jam a bunch of jolikia ghost peppers up into some chicks uturus To burn out any kids you left behind. If this is done to a casual sexual partner and you cut off contact after said joloking you are said to have “Jolikia ghost peckered” her.

Tiffany kept getting knocked up so I hit her with the ole Jolokian tubes and ghost peckered her.

by TheeWaterboy September 28, 2020

kawasaki tube top

(noun and or verb)

noun: A “Kawasaki Tube Top” is commonly defined as an irresistible simp who’s willing to do anything to get their knuckles pounded by passerby’s.

verb: When a man stretches his fishing gaiter out over his shoulders and crawls through it, only allowing the overextended fabric to cover his exposed nipples.

Noun: Hey babe, let’s stay on this side of the street..i don’t want us getting too close to that Kawasaki Tube Top.

Verb: I didn’t think Terry was going to be able to do it..but through sheer will power and drunken commitment, he was able to kawasaki tube top himself.

by JayBoogie714 March 9, 2021

Tube buffet

putting and eating food out of a freshly cleaned ass

Dude I tube buffeted my doctor yesterday

by Burner Boi May 6, 2020

Zoom-Tubing

Whipping it out during a zoom call.

He was caught Zoom-Tubing yesterday!

by Butler! October 20, 2020

Tube Herding

When a woman mitigates multiple male companions or the act of maintaining multiple intimate relationships with two or more men. (See Chicken Juggling for the masculine equivalent)

Her talents for deception, and need for attention; had cursed her forever and always to be, a tube herding manipulator.

by DamianoDalia November 17, 2017