3 definitions by Carmelo Osperelo
The act of sneaking up behind someone, without being seen, and sucking the shat out of them with a straw.
by Carmelo Osperelo January 28, 2015
A very handsome gentleman who is very kind and loving but has abnormally large balls but is still a great guy, but... he has a severe ear fetish. Don't get near him when he's horny, you'll most likely lose hearing in one ear, but he is very cute and is a very generous lover. But Cornelius is also most likely to turn out as some sort of porn addict or pedophile, or if the case of Corneliusitus is serious enough, maybe even a rapist. Corneliusis not a very good guy after all, now that I think about it. He is a menace to society, and needs to be locked away forever. But Cornelius is still a very kind, nice, and loving man, but needs to be hung publicly without trial.
Girl 1: "So how did your date go Amanda?"
Girl 2: "Not so great, I found out he is a Cornelius"
Girl 1: "Wtf is a Cornelius?"
Girl 2: "Not so great, I found out he is a Cornelius"
Girl 1: "Wtf is a Cornelius?"
by Carmelo Osperelo January 29, 2015
24 hours of straight up bukkake, Includes a swimming, jizzercise, and darts events all bukkakefied to the max.
by Carmelo Osperelo January 29, 2015