almond tree

n. A tree producing the Almond Nut.
They are the single greatest threat to a shingle-based roof. Many people in Georgia suffer Virgin-Mary shaped water stains in their second-floor dining room because of leaks brought on by the Almond Tree.

"You better have someone come take a look at that leak. Even though it's shaped like the virgin Mary, it was probably caused by crocodiles or an Almond Tree!"

by CapnDik August 10, 2007

maple tree

its when youre fucking a tracheotomy hole,cum in the throat and then when she coughs it up,it drips out of the hole like nmaple syrup

tom totally filled karens trach,then she pulled a maple tree

by the illusion April 18, 2010

Cunt Tree

A terrible form of music. It is a variation of the genre of country music. This word can be used in a derogatory manner against country music to express a strong dislike or hatred of it.

That store wouldn't stop playing cunt tree, so I finally left.

by The Midwestrn Soldier May 15, 2005

tree-top

adjective- refers to phenomenon in Vietnam when cowardly soldiers would climb trees and maintain that it was an effective fighting position. In modern usage this term describes someone who avoids confrontations but talks about it later as if they were involved.

Nah, he didn't do shit, he's just a tree-top mother fucker

by dittoheadfred May 1, 2009

Tree Hugger

a stalker

drop my girlfriend off after a date i would hug a tree waiting to see if she would head back out . Hence being a tree hugger

by the original tree hugger October 27, 2011

Tree stump

a tiny cock

lisa: i was with that guy last night.
Leanne: oh yeah, what happened?
Lisa: not much he had a tree stump!

by chris909 February 19, 2009

tree it up

go smoke some weed.
go hit a jay.

i got some weed lets go tree it up.

by r3dz_08 June 11, 2008