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Someone who is threesexual has no interest in a relationship with another person of the same sex, or indeed in one-on-one sexual encounters with someone of the samesex but who engages in same-sex sexual acts as part of threesomes or groupsex.

'Hey, I saw you giving that guy head at that orgy last night, I didn't know you were gay.'
'Oh, I'm not gay, I'm threesexual, my girlfriend was helping me out with it.'
'Oh, cool'.

threesexual by Tulcha April 18, 2017

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Treysexual

A person who is sexually active with men, women, & animals. Typically caught doing lewd, barbaric, sexual acts without remorse.

Guy 1: "What the hell? You see that dude in the bushes getting it on with that gay dude, homeless chick, and the alley cat?!?"

Guy2: "Yeah, he is there every Thursday. Defiantly a Treysexual."

Treysexual by getp1ssed22 June 18, 2012

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Theosexualist

A theosexualist is a person who believes that the only normal sexuality is that which is expressed by the doctrine of their religion and who insist that their beliefs on sexuality be enforced in civil law.

She is a theosexualist who actively campaigns to have her religions doctrine on sexuality enshrined in law.

Theosexualist by Wordlink June 7, 2014

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treesexual

One who is sexually attracted to trees. Are often caught in random displays of affection toward trees at random hours of the day/night. Takes the term 'tree hugger' to a whole new level. If male, often "wood for wood" occurs.

Is she making out with that tree?
Yeah man, leave her alone, she's a treesexual.

treesexual by Belinda Maxus October 24, 2011

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torensexual

Torensexual is a sexuality where any gender is attracted to both Men and people who are Non-Binary!

"I like men and Non-Binary people, I am Torensexual."

torensexual by hey its my real name November 19, 2020

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Theosexual

A sexual attraction to god or other higher power

Person A: Oh look at her goin' to church every sunday. she must have a crush on god.
Person B: Yup. She is TOTALLY theosexual.

Theosexual by godishot October 11, 2011

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treesexual

a person who fucks with trees

Why are you screwing with the trees? You're treesexual!

treesexual by Raolro October 9, 2022

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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